Nature Puns

These jokes dont rock so take it for granite!

Nature Puns

Hi, welcome, and sorry that you had to witness this. Usually only your dad makes these jokes but now you also have to deal with them at school! With my name being Forrest I know a lot of nature jokes but every now and then I need to branch out! Yeah yeah I get that sometimes i’m all bark no bite but it comes from my roots! Sorry I should just leaf you guys alone but I gotta go out on a limb here and say that my jokes are pretty tree-mendous! I feel like it stems from my childhood or something else. I’ll stick to the puns for now. Sorry I don’t mean to be so sappy.

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